Bonnaroo: The Farm, The Fashion, and The Fun.
Hey there, you festival frolicking diva! Are you gearing up to set foot on the hallowed grounds of Bonnaroo? Perfect!
Let’s embark on a journey of whimsy, sarcasm, and just a sprinkle of glitter (okay, maybe a downpour).
1. A Brief(ish) History of Bonnaroo: Or How It's More Than Just a Fun Word to Say
First, let’s talk origins. No, not the origins of your glitter obsession – we're talking Bonnaroo beginnings! Starting in 2002 in Manchester, Tennessee, Bonnaroo rapidly rose to be one of America's foremost annual music festivals. Some say the name “Bonnaroo” is Creole slang for "a really good time," and, well, that's exactly what it is. Think of it as the Disneyland for music lovers, but instead of mouse ears, you've got flower crowns.
2. Calendars and Countdowns: When To Go
Typically in early June, when the sun is just the right kind of warm and not the "I'm melting" kind, the Bonnaroo festivities get underway. It's four days when the farm transforms into a magical music utopia. If you're going, mark the calendar, set seventeen reminders, and start practicing your dance moves in front of your cat.
3. Dressing for The ‘Roo: From Practical to Just Plain Bonkers
Boho Goddess: Flowy maxi dresses, gladiator sandals, and enough bangles to jingle-jangle your way through any crowd.
Glitter Enthusiast: Sequin shorts, booty shorts, shimmering tops, and so much body glitter that Tinkerbell would be jealous.
The Practical Pixie: Comfortable sneakers, a light tank top, denim shorts, and a fanny pack (yeah, they're back, and they're here to stay).
Weather Warrior: Rain or combat boots for the unexpected shower and a lightweight jacket because Mother Nature loves a surprise.
4. The Survival Kit: Not Just For the Apocalypse
Hydration Stations: Water bottles are crucial. Hydrate between those dance sessions and sporadic singalongs.
Snack Attack: Pack some energy bars. Dancing on an empty stomach is the equivalent of trying to charge your phone with a banana.
The Sacred SPF: Sunburn isn’t a cute festival accessory. Slather on that sunscreen!
Camp Like a Pro: If you're camping, think tent, sleeping bag, and maybe a fan if you're feeling extra fancy.
Cash Money: While trade and barter sound fun, the food stalls prefer the conventional currency.
5. The Wallet Woes: What’s the Damage?
The price can vary. From general admission to the lavish “I’m basically Beyoncé” VIP experiences, there's a range. Let's just say, start saving those coins now, or perhaps consider selling that autographed postcard from your second cousin's trip to the Niagara Falls. Payment plans? Yup, they've got those too. Food, merch, and spontaneous tattoo decisions (maybe not that last one) are extra.
6. The Bonnaroo Code: A Few Tips & Tricks
Arrive Early: Early bird catches the best camping spot. And by best, we mean the ones not next to the porta-potties.
Make Friends: The person beside you might have an extra water bottle or the exact shade of glitter you forgot at home.
Stay Cool: We mean that both literally and figuratively. It's going to be hot, and you’re going to be fabulous. Remember both.
Plan Your Schedule: While spontaneity is key, knowing when your favorite acts are on can be the difference between front-row jamming and back-of-the-crowd moping.
Conclusion: Bonnaroo or Bonna-YES?
Bonnaroo is more than just a music festival. It’s an experience. It's the place where memories are made, dance-offs are had, and where your outfit can range from glamorous diva to "I woke up like this" chic. So, whether you're there for the headliners, the indie acts, or just for the food trucks (no judgment), Bonnaroo promises a rollicking good time.
Now, go forth, dance like nobody's watching, and remember: if you’re not covered in a thin layer of dust and glitter by the end, did you even Bonnaroo?
